Jerma Logs

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EU new year?

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Happy new year EU

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starting in 3 1/2 hours. gonna do the Eastern Midnight and maybe pacific midnight

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this is a stacked nye stream btw

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26 catagories, and 55 fuckin wrestelrs

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ill see you guys ina few hours

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stream will be 5-7 hours

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Happy new Year guys

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sorry the stream was so late last night. BUT I got to drop the ball Pacific

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Drunk streams are only a few times a year

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I was pretty tripped up about halfway through, but i started drinking water and sobered up a bit

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I thik I had about a bottle of champagne

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give or take, maybe a little less

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champagne is 12.2% alchohal though

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so its not as crazy as it sounds

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i drank what = about 4-5 beers?

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Oh by all means do not drink a full bottle of champagne. the only thing ill say is it was over the course of 5-6 hours

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so i felt fine

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so i had lots of time to process it

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but drinking on stream is only a handful of times a year. I dont wanna get sloppy. Although i usually stop well before then at this point in my life

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minecraft was up there, as well as that time in VR when i said i was gonna do Jermacon

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special occasions for sure, but weed/drinking i want to limit because you can get a little sloppy/sassy, which is fun, but i dont want that to be every other stream

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chad jerma disappeared 4 years ago, its just jon arbuckle now

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I gatta run though happy New Year guys! ill see ya wed around 4pm pacific!

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hello hello

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gonna be playing thrillville off the rails tomorrow

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crazy old roller coaster tycoon type game

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you walk around the park and ride the rides

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should be interesting

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live around 4pm PT

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gonna set the room up for VR next week

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so for a couple weeks we'll do VR, than theres the big stream, then we'll see in feb what we do from there, eldenb ring i assume

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ill see you all tomorrow!

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howdy

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im doin good good good

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ready to play some thrillville

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ill be back in 20-30 to start

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SEE YA SOON funzies awaits us!! funzies ahoy captain lul lul)

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Yo, jeez guys i have to check on soemthing real quick, soemthing needs to be checked on ill probably just need a n extr min or 2 to check on this thing, maybe 40 min?

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LOL

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LOL GOT YA

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brewing coffee and we go

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2-3 min idk 40 min?

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yea my coffee is an ancient drip french press technique

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it take 2-3 hours for a cup of coffee

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ill brb in 2 min

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my handwriting is so awful

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i go diagonal, even with lined paper its bad

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i will neither confirm nor deny that their are olives in the building

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BUT

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more importantly LOL what are we streaming?

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i got some options for apoll

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ill get apoll in here

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probably gonna do everhood this weekend

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so its off the poll

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not this weekend, mid week i mean

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strawpoll doesnt seem to want to work anymore for me, ill do it in twitch

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also forgot a game

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its up

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everhood is gonna be its own stream

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everhood is gonna be its own 4-6 hour stream this mid week

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i might quit thief in 30 min and play lator alligator

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Thats true, its 1 hour

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im already seeing people tell me its gonna be a quick time in thief

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ok so if i hate thief, ill go to MR2 and maybe later alligator

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the only way ill play jump king again is if im halfway through a bottle of wine and oneguy says jump king and I play it for 30 min

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sam and max VR is already installed

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itll be part of the VR week

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hitman VR is gonna be legit at launch

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like the second it releases

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ill be back in 30 min to start, any game config andys out there? does this run fine on win 10?

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ill use gog version

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SILENCE

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ok talk now

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yellol

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brb in 15 min

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bye bye bye bye

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Hey hey hey

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Hey hey

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Hey

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howdy

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So I know I said everhood

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But I lied

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I wanna play this Internet cafe simulator game

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Fart simulator 2013

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Everhood is def gonna get played. I really liked it, I’ve had some annoying headaches the last couple days though.

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Feel like that’s not the best headache game

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I hope I didn’t lie about monster rancher

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Btw. I’ll announce it tomorrow. But looks like feb 1 big stream confirmed.

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Putting finishing touches on it

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You aren’t gonna know what it is. But it’s gonna be fun

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Special guests confirmed as well

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I just cringed.

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he’s just sleeping on the shelf. He’s fine

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I’ll see ya tomorrow though. Just checking in

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Catch ya lataaaaaa

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......hi guys

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.....whats up

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.........yea so

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anytime you see ......

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BEFORE a statement its a bad one, but after its sarcastic and annoyed

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anyways not playing everhood today sadge

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playing the funny internet cafe simulator fart simulator game

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Yea gonna play Internet cafe Simulator 2

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got a hard date for you today too, on the big stream

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im back had to take a call sowey

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but yea Feb 1 we have a date,

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monakS

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I will not spoil

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ive kept it quiet this long, i dont need to spoil it 3 weeks out

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baseball will be in april/may

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Grotto beasts is going strong

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i dont wanna give a date on it, we thought originally before the end of the year, but didnt want to rush it

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jermacraft is probably dead, too much going on to focus on it, if i want to revive it another time I will

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that sheeto video is really cute my god

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dont steal that gamer cafe title

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thats a fucking monster of a business name

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what was the later alligator title?

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Im having a good day

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Im not gonna steal it XD

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what was it bro?

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thats a pretty good title, ill just laugh and not steal it for my own content

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i ALSO WANTED TO GET vIRTUALbOX RUNNIN AGAIN

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jesus

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total distortion

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neverhood

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etc

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get a VirtualBox going with 95 on it, and do some of those old crazy games. I made videos on them years ago, but they are def worth streaming to those that havnt seen

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im gonna play everhood, but not today, been headachey and a little sloppy recently, i dont think thats the best game to play now

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Ill be back in a couple hours to start

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see yaaaaaaa

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yes i do

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i do exist

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oh SHIT HEY

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that M&M's commercial was being shown this year

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i saw that HE DOES EXIST ad

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they brought it back

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no i think it was just upscaled

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frozen dinner taste test stream, WHO HAS THE BEST mac and cheese?

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yo listen to me

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ill bring it up on stream

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hamburger helper cheeseburger mac

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toast 2 pieces of bread/bun, put it between the buns and dip it in ketchup each bite

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sorry i just made your no 1 fav food

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its fucking nasty yes

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its good

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my gf thinks im crazy too

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but its good

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i did it in front of her and asked her if she wanted a bite, she said no

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ill discuss it on stream

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ILL WEAR THE RINGLIGHT AND TALK ABOUT HAMBURGER HELPER JUST WAIT 2 HOURS

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i will only rant for 5 min

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hamburger helper is legit so gross the entire process until you take a bite and then eat the whole box

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wait

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when i say Hamburger Helper, you guys know what that is right?

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its a boxed macaroni dinner thing

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ill talk about it on stream i need to give context

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you guys are killin me

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its hamburger helper its in the grocery store

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i promise ill explain eveerything

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its delicious

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ill die on this hill

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i cant believe i have to explain hamburger helper to alines tonight

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alright gonna get stream ready

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ill be back

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im not kidding one guy said i was measruing my head to make sure im not gonna get stuck in the ring light

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they are spot on

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omg thats actually funny

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thats n amazing one guy

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i start the stream with it already on and its stuck

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and it stays on the whole stream

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like its just there and i talk about how i cant get it off but i dont wanna delay the stream

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it fits

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omg i look like i have a 5000 dollar cosplay on

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it blows me out and makes me look like a god or soemthing like i have power armor on

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ill be back in an hour

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stream starts at 4pm pacific LOL

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see ya later

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Sheeto remains dormant protecting the Reddit room

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I lied about everhood.

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I’m sorry

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I’ve been green since 2015. It’s not changing.

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Sheeto will sing again.

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When I get triple A batteries to turn his brain back on

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Stream is in like 20 min I can’t get batteries No hahah NO chat I’m NOT gonna go get batteries for sheeto. Hahaha no I’m not

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Taking a quick long shower. See ya in like 20 min

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10-15 min to shower. 5 to dry and brush teeth

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Cmon Gwyn

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im comin im comin hold up

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coffee coffee coffee

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PLEASE DONT UNSUB IM ALMOST READY DONT UNSUB

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GOD DAMNIT

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i think i have to start i dont wanna delay

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!commands edit !sus You sense the next stream on Saturday around 4pm PT

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!sus

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i did it right!

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varg fren thats a joel emote riight?

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oh right the cooldown

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that goes before !sus right

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!commands edit -cd=5 !sus You sense the next stream on Saturday around 4pm PT

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not VR

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Vr gonna be next week

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Probably everhood

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or later alligator

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I am gonna make my own title thats fun and engaging!

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Chomping on Puzzles

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i feel so bad for sterben

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i talked to holly last night about it, i was so sad, i might just unban

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he went out like a champ though

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batteries are being acquired for sheeto

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no time for big stream yet, ironing out final details

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likely be afternoon PT

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not that late though

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it wont be 4

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it will be before 2-3 i assume

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somewhere between 12-3 is the rnage we want i think

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jermaonion wtf hahah

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im def adding that sleeping face as jermaSleeper or somethin

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to official subemote

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I posted it

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self leak

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gambling stuff will only ever be used as content here for fun, or not real

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hits me so hard

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that emote really hits me

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when i se it i just internally want to help

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Mica!

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night, hope all is well!

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no somking in here

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smoke free

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alright im out as well, ill see ya saturday

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so for smite tonight, was thinking of setting up some conquest viewer games

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Everhood tonight

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should there actually be a flashing lights warning?

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on screen or in title?

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I think the warning can be verbal/watermarked

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theres a setting in the game thats an image sensitivty setting

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whats that do?

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ill turn on that setting, i actually dont like flashing lights anyways

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i cant play ace attorney because of it

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ace attorney does this thing, and im sorry if i ruin the game now and you havnt payed attention....but it FLASHES WHITE at you every 5-10 sec during dialogue

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and you cant turn it off

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every 10 seconds ace attornyey shoots a fucking camera flash in your face

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ill be back in 25 min to start, see ya sooooon

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after this stream we are doing VR, hitman is what we are starting with on the 20th

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then ill do a bunch of random VR stuff up to the big stream on the 1st

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ill be back in a bit!

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live in 2 min

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geting all the piss out first

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VR is ready to go

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Hitman VR releases tomorrow, just need to wait til it launches so i can get it

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i guess its every mission from the whole series right?

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we can kinda pick where we wanna go

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it looks insane

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i have no idea how a game like hitman translates to VR, but its gonna be a shitshow nonetheless

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Yea these VR streams are gonna be 2-3 hours each and im gonna split them up over a week or two

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big stream coming and i need to make sure im not messed up for it

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yea ill be good

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giving a strcit 3 hour limit

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ill be boomer braced up dont worry

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ill see ya tomorrow though, i imagine we will be in hitman most of the stream

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see ya tomorrow

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Yo

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ITS MY OWN HOUSE

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oooo glueman

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yea im gonna fiddle with the settings a little

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i have a ton of backup vr games

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honestly, its like 15 games, i dont remember, i just know i have a large list

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from last time and some new ones

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yea i have cooking sim vr

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gonna start earlier, unless i have a major issue setting up, which i did that all last night

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also im gonna be on Ster's myriad stream

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im not playing in the campaign

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that sorcery style game is completely off the table now. Ster is doing Myriad, and I have 2 big shows coming up so its just not happening

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not anytime soon, probably just shelved indefinitely

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yea baseball stream is 1000% happening early spring

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so that will be the next big event to look forward to after this one coming up in a couple weeks

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Jerma Live rumble is going to happen

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just dont know when

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i want to do it this year

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or early next year

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i talked about the school bus??!

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yea i plan on streaming elden ring on launch

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i imagine dying light as well

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AAA games streamer

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Yes go do your homework

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you have like 3 ish hours before the stream

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do it before, you'll be happy to relax

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i was LULING at the fighting game comment

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DONT TWIST IT

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I realistically dont know what the plan is after streaming

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i have a bunch of ideas i wanna do

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maybe ill talk about them some day

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Theres this mindset i have where i would step away from being "jerma" and lean more towards helping other creators

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not starting a network or anything, but essentially be a resource for up and coming creators, or streamers/youtubers/whoever wanted to do shows and didnt know where to start, or wanted a team to help/commission out

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I am getting older right, and as I push 40 im gonna need to really determine what my full on adult old guy life is gonna look like

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Yea, i know there are tons of other older content creators, but as i go into my 12-13-114-15th year doing this, i def want to get a future ready after im not in front of the camera anymore

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nobody wants to hear the retirement shtick, but i think theres a meaningful way to step into the background and move into a more producer role, rather than be on camera every time

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dont worry im not retiring, I got at the very least 2-3 more years before i even need to START to think about any of that kind of stuff

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those are both good, i cant decide

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i love the top down one, but the other is good too, idk

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hahah 312 more streams!?

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shit i hope hitman5 VR is good

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that is another thing too, my helath issues arent gone, they never left. ive been keeping quiet about it because its a downer and id rather focus on having a good time. So thats another factor going forward as well

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but this current schedule of 2 times a week is working well. ill stay like this for a while

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I'll give health updates when i have something worth bringing up, a few things i wanan do this year

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anyways! RETIRIG, HEALTH ISSUES, WHAT about HITMAN

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thats what we are doing

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ill be live around 3ish i think

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so an hour earlier

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ill brb in a bit, settign up hitman now, and getting some lunch

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currently trying to fix this issue with the game

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thewhole thing is mirrored in vr

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when i launch into vr, the game just flips horizontally in the headset and the capture

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makes no sense

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my steam vr home is normal

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reset steam vr and the headset 3 times now, and other games are normal

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well shit

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iindex

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not that i can see, unless theirs some weird setting in the client

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im reading the settings in vr backwards

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and cant find anything about mirroeed view

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i legit took 2 min to translate autosave backwards

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steam vr and other games are fine, everything is fine in hitman 3 but its just fuckin flipped horizontally how??

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the controls seem to work, im gonna load into gameplay and see if its mirroed

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brb with my findings

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fixed

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i loaded into an actual mission and it flipped

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ok now im gonna get set

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eat something and start, not at 4, before, probably around 3-3:30ish

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nvm we startign at normla time

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this is an unbelievable pain in the ass

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hitman hates the chat program i use, its a piece of garbage

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like its a miracle to get into a game, and have chat on my wrist, coming up with another solution

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josh is your game mirrored?

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it takes tooth pulling to get the game to flip

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yea steam/index

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yea hitman is a piece of crap in vr, im trying to get it to work on index

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god damn man

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ok i have everything working

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DONT TOUCH ANYTHING

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live in like 10-15 min

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15min or so, i hate vr

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oh shit no audio

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its ok brb

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hello hello

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30-40 min until the Myriad

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gonna host him in like 15-20 min

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hes live now if you wanna hang there now though

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Ster made his own D&D-esque world

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and its gt a bunch of awesome changes to how its played and streamed

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if i played any D&D it would be with ster, the QOL improvements ster has in Myriad are exactly the the kinds of stuff i wanted to see

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but no plan atm

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ill be back to start, hosting ster soon, ill be back around 1pm

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The tools he has are awesome. I hope it all goes well.

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Ster has been working on this for a really long time.

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So I think he’s gonna expand it to other campaigns.

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Maybe in the future I’d be in the campaign. He has solved every major issue I ever had with d&d

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Yea it’s awesome. It’s more rpg/rp focused. Easier to understand, less downtime etc

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I hope it does well. I was really impressed when he showed me everything over the last couple weeks.

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Yea I was an npc in the beginning

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Yea sus can change to tomorrow.

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!commands edit !sus You sense a VR stream on Sunday, around 2pm PT

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I’ll see ya tomorrow. Happy to see it’s going well on Myriad

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I’ll fix cool down

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!commands edit !cd-5 !sus You sense a VR stream on Sunday around 2pm PT

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Huhhhh? What I do wrong

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One day I’ll get this one string of text right.

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I just forget every single time.

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I had to finagle my mic in a diff room. Cause of the VR setup

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The index mic is actually good

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I’ll see ya tomorrow. Take care guys.

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sorry i have a huge backlog of cameos dude i have 2-3

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starting today with arm wrestling simulator

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hello hello

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probably going to cancel the stream tomorrow, got a lot of moving parts for the show on the 1st

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i cant wait to do this show though

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its gonna be wild

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4pm PT Feb 1

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show is not going to be more than 3-4 hours, so it wont go too late

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ive sen some of the speculation

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no hints

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only hint is that there are multiple special guests and its gonna be all over the place

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you may or may not hear people talking about their involvement before the show

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no one is gonna leak the show, but ill tell ya that ster yes is confirmed, as well as......

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thats not the only guests

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there are more

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no spilers

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no spoilers

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i hope you guys like the show, its been a ton of fun putting it together

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no it isnt live action dnd

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no it isnt amoung us related

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its not amung us

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cold

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COLD

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COLD

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ok fine, i hyped it up way too much, its me getting a bunch of streamers to do a rave to penis music, i thought itd be funny

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YELLOL

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THROW EM OFF TELLOL

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YELLOL

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youll see soon enough

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!commands edit !sus you sense the next stream on Feb 1, at 4pm PT. (Event Stream) See ya there!!!

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cd=5

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whgat is is cd?=5

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cd=$?5)

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!commands edit -cd=5 !sus You sense the next stream on Feb 1. at 4pm PT (Event Stream)

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you dont cast sus, you already CASTED SUS to see the sus

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Dont listen to them I dont smoke

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-At Hollulu- (I dont know how)

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BIG delay

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well tbh, im still sore from VR, so i wanna make sure im good to go for this stream, dont wanna push it

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as well as a bunch of stuff to finish

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the VR is still set up

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so ittl be played again

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Smoking is bad guys PRAISE ME PRAISE ME FOR HAVING A GOOD TAKE

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thanks guys

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alright ill seee you guys on the 1st, get ready to pog your pants

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see ya soonnnnnn